by shhhhhhamalamadingdong November 17, 2007
by netsourcery June 29, 2011
1) The state of being both fat and jacked at the same time.
2) Used to describe someone who is big and strong, but a bit overweight. Often used to describe a person who used to be very muscular but has maybe let themselves go.
2) Used to describe someone who is big and strong, but a bit overweight. Often used to describe a person who used to be very muscular but has maybe let themselves go.
1) Yea, my uncle used to be a firefighter, but ever since he retired last July he's gotten pretty facked.
2) You probably couldn't tell through that flabby stomach, but Charlie is actually mad facked. I've seen him lift up a car.
2) You probably couldn't tell through that flabby stomach, but Charlie is actually mad facked. I've seen him lift up a car.
by jsnowcharmander May 22, 2010
by D-Bizzle January 11, 2004
by andy the nigga April 14, 2006
Okay I'm done I already came twice you ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all outta gas not so fast uh your finger just went in my ass
Ow that hurt take it out now oh wait a minute aw wait a minute ow
Put it in in in in this don't mean I'm I don't like men
I like boobs boobs boobs now you see that gerbil grab that tube
Shove it up my butt let that little rascle nibble on my asshole uhh
Yeah right there right there Ahh I'm cumming oh yeah
Fack I just came again okay pull it out now enhh
Oh fuck yeah wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow fuck I think it's stuck oh but it feels so fucking good.
I'm all outta gas not so fast uh your finger just went in my ass
Ow that hurt take it out now oh wait a minute aw wait a minute ow
Put it in in in in this don't mean I'm I don't like men
I like boobs boobs boobs now you see that gerbil grab that tube
Shove it up my butt let that little rascle nibble on my asshole uhh
Yeah right there right there Ahh I'm cumming oh yeah
Fack I just came again okay pull it out now enhh
Oh fuck yeah wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow fuck I think it's stuck oh but it feels so fucking good.
Fack I just came again
by Shut up Bailey March 14, 2021