Fuhstache 

Sporting an exceptionally obnoxious mustasche. Said mustasche can, however, reach a level that is so obnoxious that it becomes ultra cool.

If you let that squirrel on your lip get any longer, you're gonna have a total fuhstache!

Fuhstache by Shaund June 15, 2008

fuzzstache 

a barely noticeable low-fuzz mustache, especially common on boys going through puberty, 13-16 and older woman.

check out jimmy's fuzzstache; he'll have to start shaving everyday soon.

mrs. mcgillicuddy has a sweet fuzzstache.

fuzzstache by fuzzi January 18, 2006

Fuckstache 

When an individual trims his pubic hair in the shape of a mustache.

So I heard Andrew trimmed himself a fuckstache yesterday. Badass.

Fuckstache by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011

fuzzstache 

the growth of fuzzy,tennis ball like creatures protruding from large noticable face moles.

I love how your lip gloss accents your mole's fuzzstache.

fuzzstache by ilikemoney5am January 30, 2009

fobstache 

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

fobstache by vietdragon February 1, 2005

Fuzzstache 

A mustache a teenager grows when he or she hits puberty

Michael began to grow a fuzzstache at age thirteen.

Fuzzstache by Juice Florida September 25, 2017

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
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Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

fustache by j.w.d November 30, 2006