fmuffin 

An f muffin is a person who is very annoying also generally known as faggot (fag)

Fmuffin why did u just suck that fattys cock

fmuffin by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022

fluffing the devil 

v. to enable one with ill-intentions.

Mike has really got to stop fluffing the Devil or the jackass VP's multi-channel, deep dive initiative will only get worse for us.

fluffing the devil by Slingblade October 23, 2013

Fluffinator 

Someone who gossips or speaks without purposeful intent. One who's sole/soul purpose is to cause drama, chaos and/or negativity. I.e.Melanie is the office fluffinator.

I.E., Melanie is the office fluffinator.

Fluffinator by D-Woman August 5, 2018

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.

Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

fluffing a panda by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023

muffin fluffin’ 

When you purposely wear a pair of low-rider jeans so tight so that you have to pull your glutes up and out, arranging or fluffing them into position.

That perfect muffin top look is the result of some expert muffin fluffin’, I am sure!

muffin fluffin’ by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

fluffing my garfield by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

fluffing

A technique used in most pornographic films today. When the male star has to get "aroused" for the camera he is fluffed beforehand.

A stagehand, someone usually chosen just for this job, either gives the star a hand or blow job.

John Holmes had a 13" cock, but he had troubles getting it up during shoots. He needed to be fluffed before he could perform.

fluffing by hard_virus June 12, 2005