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A word used by polite people that don't wish to use the common swear word Fucking.
I like Fuffing.
Fuffing Hell.
Fuff Off.
Fuffing by Specialistzero August 23, 2011
Words you can keep
Would you please stop fuffing around and get back to work
Fuffing by Tiltedhalo April 19, 2018
to blow on hot food in order to cool it down.
can you fuff on this for me, baby?
he was fuffing on her tomato soup because it was too hot.
fuffing by nomad blaq August 5, 2022
Non-penetrative sex involving the rubbing or grinding of the underside of a penis between the labia majora to produce both penile and clitoral stimulation, usually with the partner with the vulva on top. Related to the word "fucking" but is softer as it is non-penetrative. For the anal/intra-gluteal version, see "Hotdogging".
The couple tried out fuffing instead of intercourse to increase clitoral stimulation.
Fuffing by AgentColdShadow December 26, 2025

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.
I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011

fluffing the devil 

v. to enable one with ill-intentions.
Mike has really got to stop fluffing the Devil or the jackass VP's multi-channel, deep dive initiative will only get worse for us.
fluffing the devil by Slingblade October 23, 2013
To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.
"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!"

"His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."
Feffing by Boneyemski September 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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