fuffin

(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.

Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.

fuffin by Chauncy Huffington, Jr. December 26, 2008

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Fuffin
(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.

fuffin by Chauncy Huffington, Jr. May 16, 2007

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fuffin

A combination of a fupa and a muffin top . Occurs when the fupa is so large that creates a muffin top effect.

Mabel should go on a diet, her fuffin is almost touching her titties.

fuffin by Gene S. April 11, 2008

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Fuffin

When chats censor out fucking. This word replaces it perfectly.

It is also a discreet way to swear at your children.

This word was made by Badwolf_Jay and Heartisdiamond whilst trying to avoid the fucking moderator.

“What a waste of fuffin time”
“Clean your fuffin room”

Fuffin by BadwolfJay March 11, 2019