flowth

an extremely important change in someone overall life that makes them go from getting no bitches to every girl within an 100 mile radius wanting to suck their dick

hey bro, leo over there used to have ZERO flowth, now he gets all the attention from girls!

by eliu sosa February 8, 2023

flowtential

To have potential to grow out a sick flow. Someone in the process of growing out a gnarly flow might be said to have flowtential.

"Bro, your hair may not have flow yet but it has flowtential to grow into something spectacular."

by jamariogoon February 7, 2013

Flowting

A rapper's impeccable flow that is in perfect synergy with the beat, allowing you to almost take any part of it and make it into a seamless loop.
A "floating" flow.

Person 1: Yo, Eminem was literally flowting in that fast rapping part of the Gnat song.
Person 2: IKR, flow so smooth like a floating Buddha.

by DigitalShady December 20, 2020

flowtician

The local master of the flow. He is the man to see when unsure how to grow filthy lettuce. There can only be 1 flowtician for a school, 1 for a team and 1 for the geographical region in which you live. Good examples would be the Minnesota All-Hockey Hair Team. Normally these beautswould all be flowticians in their own right, but the Hockey State is incredible. Canada is where the Flowtician originated though. It was 1979, and it was the last year you could go without bucket in the chel. This was monumental. As MacTavish skated down the wing, the hockey gods spoke to him. They said "Craig, you have the greatest flow we've ever seen, right behind Jagr and Duguay, but we have decided to make you the first ever flowtician". And with that the legend was born. Forever on, all flowticians became ferda, and any flowtician who hasn't added PSstories was a scrub.

flowtician-look above

by the grammar definer April 25, 2017

flowtastrophe

a lax bro that doesn't have a any flow whatsoever, inside or out; a buzzcut.

Peter: bro, did you see Dans haircut?
Josh: ya, man. he got a gay buzzcut, its a total flowtastrophe.
Peter: ya man.

Peter: dude, jonathan is so freaking annoying when we have laxseshes together.
Brody: i know. hes a total freaking flowtastrophe

by Moles75 May 24, 2011

Flowchart Ken

A singular phrase used to describe the strategy of 90% of Ken players in Street Fighter IV (and arguably most SF games).

The humor stems from the flowchart constantly pointing to a FP (flaming) Shoryuken attack to resolve all decision trees.

The phrase comes from a flowchart graphic posted on a capcom-unity blog.

While not always true, you do stand to encounter a disproportionate amount of Flowchart Kens in beginner online play.

Yet another flowchart ken... when will the madness stop?

by SF4wibz June 1, 2009

flowtastic

Having a massive amount of flow.

Yeah, he's been flowtastic?

by flowmania101 April 14, 2011