Floth 

A giant hybrid of a moth and a fly that carries away children that refuse to go to sleep at night. Isle of Wight fokelore

"If you don't go to sleep the Floth will carry you off?"

Floth by IoWebb July 14, 2018

Floth 

A random word that has no real meaning but can be an alternate definition for fuck or an insult term similar to asshole or dickhead.

Person 1: Hey, dickhead!
Person 2: Piss off floth!

Floth by QuickTimeEvent August 27, 2020

Flathair 

Derogatory word for overly pretentious, non-self-aware germans on the internet. Originating from the description of young and sheltered, usually upper-middle-class german women acting in a naive all-knowing manner berating others while acting in ways usually mocked by the general public, and their usually purposefully very flat laying hairstyle. Has since expanded to a catch-all term including all behavior of specifically ethnic germans that are mocked upon in the general environment of the internet, but which are common in niche german-speaking communities, usually immediately identifying germans acting as if they are not a german in a more international community and the misinformation they have been spreading in their know-it-all-manner alongside it as part of that. Often ends with insults directed to those calling them out, often featuring more openly hostile displays of extremely racist and generally right-wing nationalist tendencies in direct contrast with their supposedly progressive, worldly persona.

While the literal german translation of "Flachhaar" has seen some adoption in german communities, which often make a big deal of translating every single piece of foreign vocabulary even if it is already widely adopted in regular conversation, the sheer existence of people and words not honoring the perceived superiority of humble Germany is still met with a higher than usual level of hostility, and usually world-shattering for those very sheltered individuals.

Of course it was a flathair all along, don't you have anything better to do than to insult and berate us about our own customs?

Flathair by Jason_Straker December 18, 2021

Flathrag 

A hooker a prostitute common street whore

You look like a common flathrag on payday

Flathrag by So Fonda Peters January 17, 2014

flochist 

A person who likes the Floch character from Attack on Titan.

Hey you see the Flochist over there? Yeah that's my mutual!

flochist by Flochist daddy March 10, 2021

Flathead Craig 

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.

That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad

Flathead Craig by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017

Ass Flotsam 

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.

I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit

Ass Flotsam by core memory dump December 14, 2012