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a lax bro that doesn't have a any flow whatsoever, inside or out; a buzzcut.
Peter: bro, did you see Dans haircut?
Josh: ya, man. he got a gay buzzcut, its a total flowtastrophe.
Peter: ya man.

Peter: dude, jonathan is so freaking annoying when we have laxseshes together.
Brody: i know. hes a total freaking flowtastrophe
by Moles75 May 01, 2011
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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