flowtastrophe

a lax bro that doesn't have a any flow whatsoever, inside or out; a buzzcut.

Peter: bro, did you see Dans haircut?
Josh: ya, man. he got a gay buzzcut, its a total flowtastrophe.
Peter: ya man.

Peter: dude, jonathan is so freaking annoying when we have laxseshes together.
Brody: i know. hes a total freaking flowtastrophe

by Moles75 May 24, 2011

flip-floptastrophe

when your flip-flops cause a catastrophic event such as a fall on concrete, in the summer, as a middle-aged adult.

My wife had a flip-floptastrophe while chasing the dogs!

by Manatee-mine99 August 20, 2021