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Flathead Craig
Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.
That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad
Flathead Craig by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017
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Forthead
Someone who is dangerously obsessed with the game fortnite; and dedicates their life to winning the game.
Forthead by Caitygurl87 February 6, 2018
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foothead by James Bassett Symons May 28, 2009
flathead
A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.
Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"
flathead by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010
FLOYDHEAD
All Floydheads love "The Floydian Propulsion Project" artistic electronica remix CD only available at www.FLOYDHEAD.com. WORD!
FLOYDHEAD by www.FLOYDHEAD.com August 6, 2003
California Fathead Parrot
the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.
The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!
The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!
California Fathead Parrot by marsha's nightmare June 28, 2009
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.