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Accidently shitting oneself, usually wet and always by surprise. Diarhea fart.
I went to pick up that box but it was heavier than I thought and I flortched myself.
by Brian Westwood June 28, 2006
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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