flortch
flortch by Brian Westwood June 28, 2006
Words you can keep
flotchel
flotchel by sparkleallday May 31, 2009
fortch
fortch-the act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food, drinks, ideas, or activities, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily
Verb. The act of consuming large quantities of food or drink or indulging in copious amounts of bad ideas and decisions, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily.
Verb. The act of consuming large quantities of food or drink or indulging in copious amounts of bad ideas and decisions, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily.
Considering he left the meeting with a smile, it was obvious that the boss was fortching in order to fulfill his sadistic tendencies.
also
the morbidly obese child fortches upon all comestibles despite the obvious bloating of his body.
also
the morbidly obese child fortches upon all comestibles despite the obvious bloating of his body.
fortch by Zatchodile July 22, 2010
Floatch
Floatch by KATTHESHITCERVO December 6, 2010
Florch
When one is
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
Florch by Florch my porch December 17, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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