Flotched

adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.

'Fuck I was flotched last night...'

'I know dude, I saw the pictures on Facebook'.

Flotched by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszxcvb456 May 10, 2014

Flotched

Drunk, incoherent, Intoxicated

Last night we got flotched.

Flotched by BayouSailor July 15, 2006

fletched

To be royally fucked over by someone, to leave you in the shit.

To be left in the lurch by your boss or a figure that usually delegates to you, boss, parents, government etc etc

When you have been fletched you have been the victim of someone else being stupid and messing up, instead of dealing with it themselves you have left to clear up their mess, usually very stressful, time consuming and costly.

Had a great weekend, went in early monday morning and found that one of the directors had completely fucked a load of orders up with the factory, I then spent the next week clearing up the mess and even had to send someone to ROME in Italy, JUST to deliver some product to a customer. All because i'd been FLETCHED by my boss.

fletched by HelloChris August 26, 2008

flotchel 

(noun) one who engages in acts of flotchelism debauchery shenanigans

ok that guy last night was SUCH a flotchel

are you flotcheling around town?

flotchel by sparkleallday May 31, 2009

flitched 

hit rock bottom
snap
emotionally drained

Im flitched because nothing is going my way, im stuck, cannot study or work, exhausted, worried, under the same roof with my expartner, angry, sad. and you coming at me with these things, you who i adore so much, just put the boot into me.

flitched by Krkič May 8, 2020

footched 

The act of touching with feet. Usually used in a sexual context. *playing footsies*

She footched my vagina!

footched by Marie Connors February 11, 2018

frotched 

heavily intoxicated, drunk,

I was so frotched last night that I drove my car into the ditch...My son gets frotched every Friday night at his favorite bar.

frotched by mustang sally July 15, 2006