Florch

When one is

A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals

B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety

Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"

OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"

by Florch my porch December 17, 2016

florch

The Occurance Of Feces During A Fart

"Dude That Was A Wet Florch..."
"Should I Check?"

by The Queen Of Chodes September 25, 2004

florch

Its when you gamble and you lose

The act of deficating in ones trousers during the great act of flatulence.

"It appears that I have florched"

by Pablo Picante December 28, 2005

flochist

A person who likes the Floch character from Attack on Titan.

Hey you see the Flochist over there? Yeah that's my mutual!

by Flochist daddy March 10, 2021

floch forster

Floch Forster is a character in the japanese series Attack on Titan and the Leader of the unfathomably based Yeagerist faction. His most defining traits are his patriotism, insane determination and absolute basedness in general.

Despite popular opinion he is also one of the bravest and selfless characters in the series.

"His determination rivals that of Floch Forster's"

by Xrista December 15, 2020

flonch

1. Being positive or desirable in nature.

2.Having the qualities that are good or distinguishing in a particular thing.

3.Serving the desired purpose or end.

4.In good condition.

5.Superior to the average.

6.Of high quality.

We had some flonch news from the hospital.

That band were flonch!

Moby Dick is a flonch book.

by Vercian June 11, 2006

floch forster

king of paradise

floch forster is my king

by king floch March 20, 2022