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fortch-the act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food, drinks, ideas, or activities, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily

Verb. The act of consuming large quantities of food or drink or indulging in copious amounts of bad ideas and decisions, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily.
Considering he left the meeting with a smile, it was obvious that the boss was fortching in order to fulfill his sadistic tendencies.

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the morbidly obese child fortches upon all comestibles despite the obvious bloating of his body.
by Zatchodile July 21, 2010
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Travels in a mysterious manner on a never ending mission to taste the rainbow. When in action all nearby slides are doomed to iminant and absolute destruction
Wheres Alex? Hes fortching right now. Hell be back
by Llama13542256 January 22, 2018
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