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fortch-the act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food, drinks, ideas, or activities, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily

Verb. The act of consuming large quantities of food or drink or indulging in copious amounts of bad ideas and decisions, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily.
Considering he left the meeting with a smile, it was obvious that the boss was fortching in order to fulfill his sadistic tendencies.

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the morbidly obese child fortches upon all comestibles despite the obvious bloating of his body.
fortch by Zatchodile July 22, 2010
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Travels in a mysterious manner on a never ending mission to taste the rainbow. When in action all nearby slides are doomed to iminant and absolute destruction
Wheres Alex? Hes fortching right now. Hell be back
Fortch by Llama13542256 January 22, 2018
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Edward Fortyhands 

A drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
Should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.
Jessica: "Hey, let's pick up some Hurricanes and play Edward Fortyhands tonight!"

Liz: "Okay, but you better not puke like last time."
Edward Fortyhands by Liz T. January 3, 2007

fortshite 

Word used to describe the game 'Fortnite' as it is a bad rip-off of PUBG (Player Unknown's Battlegrounds). Often used when roasting Fortnite players about how much better PUBG is over Fortnite.
Carl: Hey Jamal, wanna play some Fortnite at my dad's place later?
Jamal: No brother, I am not a Fortshite player, I play the superior PUBG. Fortshite is just a rip-off but worse. I'll only go over to play PUBG.
Carl: Wow, I guess you are right. I will comply and join your PUBG clan.
fortshite by Hot ckid February 16, 2018

So on and so forth 

The words you say when you are giving a list of examples but can't think of any more.
Nic: What should I be working on coach?

Coach Lamarche: You should dedicate at least 7 hours a day to working on your ball handling, shooting, so on and so forth.
So on and so forth by MrFly September 8, 2016
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