When one is
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
by Florch my porch December 17, 2016
by The Queen Of Chodes September 26, 2004
The act of deficating in ones trousers during the great act of flatulence.
"It appears that I have florched"
"It appears that I have florched"
by Pablo Picante December 12, 2005