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flartching

Flartching is achieved with 3 persons, one of which needs to be male. The male partner achieves orgasm in the ass of another partner. The third party then sucks the orgasm out of the ass of the second party, preferably with a straw.
Mike just had a threesome with Jill and Jane. I guess they were flartching up the mess.
by nemisis1277 February 11, 2010
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hucknall farthing

A common term for a hucknall girl that everyone's had a piece of. Different to most other ' village bicycles' as the analogy is based on the penny farthing, a 'bike' that stands out from all other 'bikes'. In other words a hideous slag that whores herself out to anyone and everyone to appease her small minded insecurities.
"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah of course. Got myself a piece of that hucknall farthing"

"Best get yourself down that clinic tomorrow then son"
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
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Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue
I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.
by pierre jay February 10, 2009
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Penny-farthing

1/ Penny-farthing, is a type of bicycle with a large front wheel and a much smaller rear wheel that was popular in the 1800s.

2/ A promiscuous woman who was once known as the town bike in her glory days who hasn't let the passing of time stand in the way of her loose ways.

An older woman who was promiscuous is her youth and remains promiscuous in her old age.

An old town bike.
"See that woman over there in the denim skirt, with a packet of cigarettes in her sleeve..... Penny-farthing!!"

"I'm toey as a Roman sandal... gotta go find myself a Penny-farthing"
by possumbrush78 February 7, 2010
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penny-farthing

One of those bicycles with the front wheel really big and the back one really small. No chain, yet the pedals were on the front wheel.
Penny-Farthings are the grandfather of unicycles.
by Pirate Dan June 2, 2003
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Fletching

The action of cutting different types of wood in order to make archers equipment such as bows, arrows and crossbows.
-Hey, what is your Fletching level?
-My Fletching level is 99.
-Cool, can you assist me for this effigy?
-Sorry, I am maxed for today.
by RuneScaper September 22, 2012
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Flarting

The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.
"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".
by flarting April 30, 2014
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