flootch

(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.

Boy: "Ahh! Your dog just flootched all over my pants!"
Girl: "Sure. Blame it on the dog."

by heartfox December 5, 2009

flooch

the length of skin between a male/female's nipples

DUDE! that bitches flooch must be 2 feet long!

by Mista Bones May 8, 2008

floorch

When someone farts and they didn't quite know it was going to end up on the floor.

"Hey guys, listen to this one! *splash* oh CRAP!"

by FactRzerO June 27, 2003

footcheck

defined as the initial act of scoping out your restroom-stall choices. a person causally glances down at floor level, hoping to avoid an embarrassing and unwarranted entry into an occupied latrine.

"man, why don't people lock the stalls? i did a footcheck and thought it was empty, but when i opened the stall, i saw some guy in mid-wipe."

by oopspoops August 8, 2007

flotchel

(noun) one who engages in acts of flotchelism debauchery shenanigans

ok that guy last night was SUCH a flotchel

are you flotcheling around town?

by sparkleallday May 31, 2009

Floatch

the foaming layer of butt hole burning ass piss that lurks above a large quantity of Diarrhea

OMG I JUST CLEANED GAVINS FLOATCH THE TOILET BOWL

by KATTHESHITCERVO December 6, 2010

flotch

When a woman passes gas out of her anus and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

I thought I had to fart but it ended up as a flotch.

I will never wear those jeans again. I was flotching all night long.

by Elleicia March 19, 2008