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the foaming layer of butt hole burning ass piss that lurks above a large quantity of Diarrhea
OMG I JUST CLEANED GAVINS FLOATCH THE TOILET BOWL
Floatch by KATTHESHITCERVO December 6, 2010
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Flatchgasm 

When your giving it to your girl hard and you bust ass just as you pull out and spray your load.
OMG you guys I was banging my girl on the top bunk of the trailer and I totally had a flatchgasm! I thought she was going to Ralph as she rolled off the bed and ran away. Fucking great.
Flatchgasm by DEEZ123 January 28, 2017
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I Love Flatcher 

"I Love Flatcher" is a random phrase added to a welcoming collage for the top boss at mR's return. The phrase was added in large, pronounced text at the top of the collage, and had absolutely nothing to do with the head of the mR organization. 'I Love Flatcher' is a shortened phrase which means "I love people who love sugar cane juice", a well established beverage likened by many mR employees.
Reper829: Hey Mike I know you dont really care for me ILM because I broke so many rules but I'm passed that.. I LOVE FLATCHER!
I Love Flatcher by Illa.Lusus December 7, 2009

flatchoolie 

The smell of hippies: patchouli scented oil covering up the smell of B.O. and garlic-lentil flavored farts.
Beaver Point Hall, Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada is where some high-grade flatchoolie is made; imagine a barn full of sweaty, hairy dancers and drummers in tie-dye dresses givin'er on shrooms till 5am.
flatchoolie by jona fin April 30, 2009

flatchel-poo

When you think you'll fart but poo at the same time.
That Taco Bell didn't agree with me, I just made a flatchel-poo.
flatchel-poo by noyb! January 6, 2008

flatch hatch 

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.
I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.
flatch hatch by Zappin' Nap October 22, 2007
At full speed, going as fast as you possibly can. (Australian)
"We were fully gunning this old HQ Kingswood totally FLATCHAT downhill with a tailwind, and we still couldn't get away from the copper on his pushie."
flatchat by Alex From Oz October 20, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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