flotch

When a woman passes gas out of her anus and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

I thought I had to fart but it ended up as a flotch.

I will never wear those jeans again. I was flotching all night long.

by Elleicia March 19, 2008

flotch

to gamble and lose. a fart that's much too wet. similar to a shart, but much, much worse.

oh lord, i just flotched!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

flotch

Fat crotch. The area of a male or female's flabby torso that connects to the crotch area to form a basketball-like appendage.

Mr. Joe's flotch hit me in face as he turned to hand me my graded paper.

by ellimist February 5, 2008

flotch

See felch

I flotched your Mom last night.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend you flotch every day.

by Josh February 11, 2003

to flotch

to aimlessly switch channels on TV, usually late at night, when you have nothing better to do but don't feel like going to bed yet.

Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."

When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.

I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.

by Fat Dobby August 24, 2015

flochist

A person who likes the Floch character from Attack on Titan.

Hey you see the Flochist over there? Yeah that's my mutual!

by Flochist daddy March 10, 2021

Why fletch?

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"

Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"

by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018