floorgery

Putting secret trapdoors or other non-solid coverings over a pit or other hollow in a walking-surface in da hopes of tricking one or more humans into getting caught.

Having a blind man go first in an "uncertain" area can help ferret out any areas of floorgery, in dat said sightless dude's tapping stick --- and his accumulated experience in detecting spots dat are unsafe to walk on --- will likely reveal if da proceeding terrain is treacherous.

by QuacksO August 27, 2023

Floorgorgastin

A person who tries too hard to find meaning in everything, especially with Urban Dictionary.

If you’re looking this up right now, you’re probably a floorgorgastin.

by A Huge Dartos January 25, 2021

floorgy

A group of people sleeping on the floor, for lack of suitable sleeping areas.

The next morning is characterized by sore backs and necks, poor quality of sleep, and at least two people hooking up.

We snuck 13 people into the hotel during the ski trip, the only way we could accomodate them was with a floorgy.

by JakeStar April 18, 2005

Double Megabed Floorgy

When you put two college bunk beds together, creating two megabeds, and you have a massive orgy on the beds with everyone on your floor.

Dude, how was the party last weekend?

It was so crazy that we had a double megabed floorgy.

by Floor 2 Peeps March 16, 2011

Floorderves

Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.

Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Forgery

Document or text made to look as if it was signed/acknowledged by someone else.

The check was obviously a forgery, so I shoved it into the offender's mouth.

by Rodney Basil September 2, 2004

floorgy

Comes from 'floor orgy'. A floorgy is really only a gathering of friends/acquaintances sitting on the ground. A floorgy generally consists of atleast ten people, and the best ones usually have about twenty-five participants. Too onlookers, a floorgy is just a mass of bodies lying or sitting on top of eachother. Very much fun to be involved in. The downside is you can never tell when your head happens to be inadvertantly resting un a place which could be conceived as "wrong". Also, you can rarely identify the person to which the hand resting dangerously close to your nether regions belongs.

"Let's go outside and floorgy by the flagpole...and for God's sake keep the boys away from Aurelia this time!"

by loseresque August 15, 2005