Definitions by Timmmaaay

Relative Stupidity 

Relative Stupidity is that one person in every family that always seems to have head-in-ass syndrome.

I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.

Relative Stupidity by Timmmaaay July 1, 2011

K 

K is a reluctant response via text, chat or other media usually resulting in regrettable consequences.

Amy: Hey BFF, lets go slam some

tequila-shots and bang some boys!! Woo Hoo!

Jill:........... K

K by Timmmaaay April 10, 2011

P20X 

P20X is the amount of time really spent by most people trying to attempt the full 90 minutes of P90X.

I'm so out of shape I couldn't make it through the entire workout so I changed it to P20X for my lazy ass!

P20X by Timmmaaay March 23, 2011

E-jipped 

E-jipped is when someone has violated your freedom of speech by disconnecting your internet to the outside world.

I just spent 18 hours watching CNN show millions of E-jipped people run the streets in angry protest.

Look at all these pissed off people! They must not have internet....oh..thats right, they were E-jipped!

E-jipped by Timmmaaay February 22, 2011

Dryarreia 

When you feel an emergency poop coming on and discover it is only chunky gas.

Dude, I had to run to the shitter because I thought I had a load in my pants. but it was just Dryarreia.

Dryarreia by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Floorderves 

Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.

Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.

Floorderves by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Harry Squatter 

When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.

Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!

Harry Squatter by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010