E-jipped

E-jipped is when someone has violated your freedom of speech by disconnecting your internet to the outside world.
I just spent 18 hours watching CNN show millions of E-jipped people run the streets in angry protest.

Look at all these pissed off people! They must not have internet....oh..thats right, they were E-jipped!
by Timmmaaay February 03, 2011
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Dryarreia

When you feel an emergency poop coming on and discover it is only chunky gas.
Dude, I had to run to the shitter because I thought I had a load in my pants. but it was just Dryarreia.
by Timmmaaay October 12, 2010
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Floorderves

Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.
Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.
by Timmmaaay October 12, 2010
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Harry Squatter

When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.
Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!
by Timmmaaay October 12, 2010
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K

K is a reluctant response via text, chat or other media usually resulting in regrettable consequences.
Amy: Hey BFF, lets go slam some

tequila-shots and bang some boys!! Woo Hoo!

Jill:........... K
by Timmmaaay March 24, 2011
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Mini Pearle Vision

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.
Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!
by Timmmaaay October 13, 2010
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Relative Stupidity

Relative Stupidity is that one person in every family that always seems to have head-in-ass syndrome.
I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.
by Timmmaaay June 30, 2011
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