P20X

P20X is the amount of time really spent by most people trying to attempt the full 90 minutes of P90X.

I'm so out of shape I couldn't make it through the entire workout so I changed it to P20X for my lazy ass!

by Timmmaaay March 08, 2011

Dryarreia

When you feel an emergency poop coming on and discover it is only chunky gas.

Dude, I had to run to the shitter because I thought I had a load in my pants. but it was just Dryarreia.

by Timmmaaay October 12, 2010

Twittle

The thing you use to do with your thumbs before Twitter came along.

I remember back in the good ole days when we would thumb wrestle and pick our noses. Now all people do with there thumbs is text or Twittle on Twitter.

by Timmmaaay October 13, 2010

E-jipped

E-jipped is when someone has violated your freedom of speech by disconnecting your internet to the outside world.

I just spent 18 hours watching CNN show millions of E-jipped people run the streets in angry protest.

Look at all these pissed off people! They must not have internet....oh..thats right, they were E-jipped!

by Timmmaaay February 03, 2011

Mini Pearle Vision

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.

Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!

by Timmmaaay October 13, 2010

Floorderves

Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.

Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.

by Timmmaaay October 12, 2010

Harry Squatter

When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.

Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!

by Timmmaaay October 12, 2010