floorgy

A group of people sleeping on the floor, for lack of suitable sleeping areas.

The next morning is characterized by sore backs and necks, poor quality of sleep, and at least two people hooking up.

We snuck 13 people into the hotel during the ski trip, the only way we could accomodate them was with a floorgy.

by JakeStar April 18, 2005

cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.

Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!

by JakeStar September 11, 2006

Whitefish

A discarded condom floating in a river or lake. Often referred to by the body of water in which they are found, i.e. Lake Michigan Whitefish.

The MIT crew team rowed past a school of Charles River Whitefish.

by JakeStar April 19, 2005

guster

Fluffy rock for college girls.

Federal law requires every female student between the ages of 18 and 21 to own at least two (2) Guster albums, and include one (1) Guster quote in their facebook profile.

by JakeStar April 05, 2005

gun

A tool that is only deadly if used for its intended purpose.

"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"

-Homer Simpson

by JakeStar May 14, 2005

2.5-0

A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.

See also rent-a-cop, mall security.

"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"

by JakeStar November 03, 2005

tag

v. "Tagging" is the act of delivering a quick, sharp, blow to the scrotum. A well placed tag will leave the victim rolling on the ground, clenching his testicles in agony, possobly even vomiting.

Beleive it or not, some people find the pastime of tagging entertaining.

I was just standing there minding my own buissiness, when wouldn't you know it, he comes up from behind and tags me!

by JakeStar April 28, 2005