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Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.
Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!
by JakeStar October 4, 2005
Get the ipod nano mug.A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.
Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
by JakeStar April 21, 2005
Get the Don't mess with texas mug.The first massive gathering of college freshmen after about half a semester at college. Sometimes occurs on Columbus Day weekend, more often Thanksgiving weekend. Named because everyone attending is wearing a hoodie representing their respective college/university.
Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.
Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.
by JakeStar November 19, 2005
Get the hoodie party mug.The act of popping up the collar of a polo shirt, so it covers the neck.
Twenty years ago kids in ghetto wore their collars popped, now it is a trend among frat boys and preps.
A common look for the frat boy is to wear a pink polo shirt with the collar popped. The pink shirt fools sorostitutes into thinking that frat boy is comfortable with his sexuality, when in reality, every sixth word out of his mouth is faggot.
Twenty years ago kids in ghetto wore their collars popped, now it is a trend among frat boys and preps.
A common look for the frat boy is to wear a pink polo shirt with the collar popped. The pink shirt fools sorostitutes into thinking that frat boy is comfortable with his sexuality, when in reality, every sixth word out of his mouth is faggot.
And here we see a fine specimen of prep. Note the sandles with socks, meticulously groomed hair, and popped collar.
by JakeStar May 7, 2005
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They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.
They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.
Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.
They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.
They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.
Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.
by JakeStar April 28, 2005
Get the neighbor mug.Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.
"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*
by JakeStar May 3, 2005
Get the korn mug.1. When refering to a female, beastly means she is just that. A beast you would not want to go anywhere near.
2. When referring to anything else, it simply means large or impressive.
2. When referring to anything else, it simply means large or impressive.
1. I would not go near that beastly she-bitch, not even to talk to her hot friend!
2. That is one beastly truck you have there.
2. That is one beastly truck you have there.
by JakeStar September 5, 2005
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