JakeStar's definitions

youtube

America's Funniest Home Videos, minus Bob Saget

Let's see what is on Youtube today...Two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Barbie Girl," some dude getting kicked in the nuts, a cute puppy, two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Hey Ya"...

by JakeStar November 11, 2008

american english

It may be a bastardization of English-English, but the majority of English speakers live in America. If you went the majority, American English is the proper form of English.

There are some 508 million English speakers in the world, and some 280 million of them live in the USA.

by JakeStar March 3, 2007

Fire

When yelled, clears out a crowded theatre in a huury.

Which Amendment gives us the right to yell "Fire!" in a crowded movie theatre?

by JakeStar September 28, 2006

cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.

Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!

by JakeStar September 11, 2006

Big D

Yet another name for diarrhea.

"Where's Doug? He was supposed to be here an hour ago!"

"He said something about stopping at Taco Bell. He must have gotten the Big D."

by JakeStar April 9, 2006

sex between the bushes

The Clinton Administration.

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades between the two Bush Administrations.

Sex Between the Bushes was a prosperous time...no Cold War, no War on Terror, and a booming economy and technological industry..

by JakeStar April 9, 2006

birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.

by Jakestar April 8, 2006