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floorbergasted

Adjective: a superlative state of stunned disbelief capable of knocking your consciousness to the floor in cognitive defeat before whatever stupendous incongruity you currently face.
I thought I'd heard ALL of my fiancee's family horror stories; but when she told me about her great aunt's retirement plan to be a geriatric call girl, I was floorbergasted.
by bergbachmetz March 24, 2013
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flobbergastederist

A sexual position where a fat girl uses her fat to rub your dick.
I have no clue what an example of flobbergastederist would be.
by Jenna A. F. March 23, 2008
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