fleatard 

A furry pet that frequently displays bizarre and mostly unacceptable behaviors.

Friend: Dude, your dog is chewing on your baseboards again.

Owner: Dammit! He's such a fleatard!

fleatard by Big-D. July 25, 2010

Flatard 

Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy

"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"

Flatard by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017

Flatard 

A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.

Ricardo matos is a flatard

Flatard by Fire99 July 26, 2019

Flatard 

The mixture of flat and retarded.

My son is becoming a flatard

Flatard by Justin Goins January 16, 2019

Flextard 

That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.

Flextard over there is having a great workout. He made some gains today.

Flextard by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

freatard by Laura January 2, 2005

freatard

Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.

That jerk in the Hummer who just cut me off is a freaking freatard.

freatard by dixie123 October 5, 2006