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a cross between freak and retard.
OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding
freatard by Laura January 2, 2005
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Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.
That jerk in the Hummer who just cut me off is a freaking freatard.
freatard by dixie123 October 5, 2006
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A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.
"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."
freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

freakard 

Freakard is gennerally refered to those who are freaky and retarded at the same time. People who have mantality problems and have unusual fetishes are usually referd to as this.
guy 1: hey howz it goin?
guy 2: nuttin much, u?
freakard: hiala look at mi lint culecsion.
guy 1: uhhhhhhh, go away freakard!
freakard: nuaa oooooook.
freakard by moreaphid October 3, 2009
quit being a fretard
fretard by julian pearl October 31, 2011
cross between freak and retard
Like, omg! Meg is such a freaktard!
freaktard by Laura October 1, 2004

Freaktarded 

There's a cannibal that moved in next door, it's freaktarded.

"What happened to Jenny?"
"I don't know it's freaktarded."
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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