Flextard

That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.

Flextard over there is having a great workout. He made some gains today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

Flexnard

The square root of one cup of boogers.

I need to get this flexnard out of my nose!

by GoldenG September 23, 2008

fleatard

A furry pet that frequently displays bizarre and mostly unacceptable behaviors.

Friend: Dude, your dog is chewing on your baseboards again.

Owner: Dammit! He's such a fleatard!

by Big-D. July 25, 2010