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Flatard

Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy
"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"
by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017
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Flatard

A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.
Ricardo matos is a flatard
by Fire99 July 26, 2019
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Flatard

The mixture of flat and retarded.
My son is becoming a flatard
by Justin Goins January 16, 2019
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flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.
You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.
by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010
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Flattard

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.
by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017
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flagtard

A term used by members of the dating site Ok Cupid, coined by the infamous user 'SnacksOnPuppies', referring to users who flag (report) pictures and profiles of other users without good reason, with no reason at all, or who mistake the flag box for a comment box.
Comments: "Flagtard. Pic is fine"
by AtLeast100YearsAgoButthurt October 28, 2007
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fatarded

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009
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