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Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy
"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"
Flatard by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017
A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.
Ricardo matos is a flatard
Flatard by Fire99 July 26, 2019
The mixture of flat and retarded.
My son is becoming a flatard
Flatard by Justin Goins January 16, 2019

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)
Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian
flattardian by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

LaTardia 

Slang term for LaGuardia airport, in homage to the facility's notorious record for late flight arrivals and departures.
I'm stuck at LaTardia waiting for my flight to leave.
LaTardia by FingDitFan November 5, 2009

Flashtardian 

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason
Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......
Flashtardian by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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