flatulist 

One who is an expert at the art of farting and has devoted much of his/hers life to the study and practice of flatulence - These masters of their art are not to be taken lightly and should never be made an enemy of

Dude#1: (on a stretcher on the way to an ambulance) OMG!!! The enamel is burned off of my teeth from the putrid mind numbing stench that came out of that guys ass and I am blind in one eye now! WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT???? … Dude#2: You were lucky, that was only an infinitesimally small one, He is the Grand Master, the one known as “The Flatulist”! – We are lucky to be alive – He is Flatulist Emeritus at the University of Southwest Ranch Methane Recovery and Underwear Recycling– he is the master of all things that are pew! … We have much to learn from him...

flatulist by The Flatulist July 4, 2005

flatulist 

A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner

A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.

flatulist by FartAficionado July 29, 2016

Flatulist 

An obnoxiously stalwart believer in the Flat-Earth Conspiracy movement.

"According to some Flatulists, the moon landing, like their scientific credibility, was faked."

Flatulist by GristleMittens September 8, 2016

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

flatulus antiquitus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

FLATULATER 

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

FLATULATER by FABARM November 20, 2018

FABULISTIC 

A combination of both 'Fantastic' and 'Fabulous'
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Join "Thats So FABULISTIC - a petition to get FABULISTIC into the dictionary! on facebook."

Instead of saying, She's so fantastically fabulous, a much better phrase would be, She's fabulistic.

FABULISTIC by Ffion + Charlotte October 28, 2008

FABULISTIC 

A combination of the words 'FABULOUS' and 'FANTASTIC' created by Welsh pair, Ffion and Charlotte, soon to be famous word inventors.

It's So FABULISTIC that soo many people have joined the facebook group overnight! ;) xxx

FABULISTIC by ggeeoorrggee September 14, 2008