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flatulistic

1. adj. used to describe something especially full of farts

2. adj. describing anything downright foul and stinky
1. I was sitting in class, having a damn flatulistic time of it, when the fire alarm went off. whew!

2. That dive we got tossed out of was flatulistic anyway!
by J.Paul January 20, 2004
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FABULISTIC

A combination of both 'Fantastic' and 'Fabulous'
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Join "Thats So FABULISTIC - a petition to get FABULISTIC into the dictionary! on facebook."
Instead of saying, She's so fantastically fabulous, a much better phrase would be, She's fabulistic.
by Ffion + Charlotte October 28, 2008
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FABULISTIC

A combination of the words 'FABULOUS' and 'FANTASTIC' created by Welsh pair, Ffion and Charlotte, soon to be famous word inventors.
It's So FABULISTIC that soo many people have joined the facebook group overnight! ;) xxx
by ggeeoorrggee September 14, 2008
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fatalistic

Knowing that you are screwed and there is nothing you can do about it.
When told she had to choose between taking the package and keeping her job, she became fatalistic, and knew she was so fired.
by heygrrl March 16, 2010
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flatulist

One who is an expert at the art of farting and has devoted much of his/hers life to the study and practice of flatulence - These masters of their art are not to be taken lightly and should never be made an enemy of
Dude#1: (on a stretcher on the way to an ambulance) OMG!!! The enamel is burned off of my teeth from the putrid mind numbing stench that came out of that guys ass and I am blind in one eye now! WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT???? … Dude#2: You were lucky, that was only an infinitesimally small one, He is the Grand Master, the one known as “The Flatulist”! – We are lucky to be alive – He is Flatulist Emeritus at the University of Southwest Ranch Methane Recovery and Underwear Recycling– he is the master of all things that are pew! … We have much to learn from him...
by The Flatulist July 4, 2005
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featuristics

1. A combination of features and characteristics used to describe a noun.
He has the featuristics of a manly Ryan Seacrest.
by Patricia B. January 14, 2008
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Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas marked by repeated farting and/or a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you.
I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.
by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019
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