GristleMittens's definitions

Rancor

Verb. "To stab the roof of your mouth with pointy food" like Luke Skywalker did with a creature's femur to the mouth of the massive creature below Jabba's Throne Room in the movie, "Star Wars: Rerurn Of The Jedi".

"Aggh. I just rancored my mouth on that nacho. That hurt really bad!"

"Well then don't eat vertical shit."

by GristleMittens November 3, 2017

Glook

'To royally screw up something you initially made beautiful' as George Lucas did with his prequels. Glook is a hybridization of G. Lucas.

Aw, man. You glooked the toppings all over that beautiful sundae. Now it looks like garbage with a rastafarian hadrasaur in it.

by GristleMittens October 4, 2016

Flatulist

An obnoxiously stalwart believer in the Flat-Earth Conspiracy movement.

"According to some Flatulists, the moon landing, like their scientific credibility, was faked."

by GristleMittens September 8, 2016

syoup

The liquefied human remains during flameless liquefaction 'green burial' where corpses are melted in a chemical process instead of burned, as in regular cremation.

Instead of having him cremated, we decided to go the non-traditional route and get Dad made into syoup. It's what he would have wanted.

by GristleMittens April 21, 2021

braiding the mouse

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair

After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours

by GristleMittens March 5, 2025