Definitions by GristleMittens

braiding the mouse 

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair

After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours

braiding the mouse by GristleMittens March 5, 2025

syoup 

The liquefied human remains during flameless liquefaction 'green burial' where corpses are melted in a chemical process instead of burned, as in regular cremation.

Instead of having him cremated, we decided to go the non-traditional route and get Dad made into syoup. It's what he would have wanted.

syoup by GristleMittens April 21, 2021

Rancor 

Verb. "To stab the roof of your mouth with pointy food" like Luke Skywalker did with a creature's femur to the mouth of the massive creature below Jabba's Throne Room in the movie, "Star Wars: Rerurn Of The Jedi".

"Aggh. I just rancored my mouth on that nacho. That hurt really bad!"

"Well then don't eat vertical shit."

Rancor by GristleMittens November 3, 2017

Glook 

'To royally screw up something you initially made beautiful' as George Lucas did with his prequels. Glook is a hybridization of G. Lucas.

Aw, man. You glooked the toppings all over that beautiful sundae. Now it looks like garbage with a rastafarian hadrasaur in it.

Glook by GristleMittens October 4, 2016

Flatulist 

An obnoxiously stalwart believer in the Flat-Earth Conspiracy movement.

"According to some Flatulists, the moon landing, like their scientific credibility, was faked."

Flatulist by GristleMittens September 8, 2016