(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas marked by repeated farting and/or a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you.
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Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
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(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.
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Get the Flatulitis mug.A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.
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Get the featuritis mug.The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
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