One who is an expert at the art of farting and has devoted much of his/hers life to the study and practice of flatulence - These masters of their art are not to be taken lightly and should never be made an enemy of
Dude#1: (on a stretcher on the way to an ambulance) OMG!!! The enamel is burned off of my teeth from the putrid mind numbing stench that came out of that guys ass and I am blind in one eye now! WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT???? … Dude#2: You were lucky, that was only an infinitesimally small one, He is the Grand Master, the one known as “The Flatulist”! – We are lucky to be alive – He is Flatulist Emeritus at the University of Southwest Ranch Methane Recovery and Underwear Recycling– he is the master of all things that are pew! … We have much to learn from him...
by The Flatulist June 24, 2005
A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner
A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.
by FartAficionado March 12, 2016
by GristleMittens February 18, 2016
1. adj. used to describe something especially full of farts
2. adj. describing anything downright foul and stinky
2. adj. describing anything downright foul and stinky
1. I was sitting in class, having a damn flatulistic time of it, when the fire alarm went off. whew!
2. That dive we got tossed out of was flatulistic anyway!
2. That dive we got tossed out of was flatulistic anyway!
by J.Paul January 21, 2004