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flatulist 

One who is an expert at the art of farting and has devoted much of his/hers life to the study and practice of flatulence - These masters of their art are not to be taken lightly and should never be made an enemy of
Dude#1: (on a stretcher on the way to an ambulance) OMG!!! The enamel is burned off of my teeth from the putrid mind numbing stench that came out of that guys ass and I am blind in one eye now! WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT???? … Dude#2: You were lucky, that was only an infinitesimally small one, He is the Grand Master, the one known as “The Flatulist”! – We are lucky to be alive – He is Flatulist Emeritus at the University of Southwest Ranch Methane Recovery and Underwear Recycling– he is the master of all things that are pew! … We have much to learn from him...
flatulist by The Flatulist July 4, 2005
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flatulist 

A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner
A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.
flatulist by FartAficionado July 29, 2016

Flatulist 

An obnoxiously stalwart believer in the Flat-Earth Conspiracy movement.
"According to some Flatulists, the moon landing, like their scientific credibility, was faked."
Flatulist by GristleMittens September 8, 2016

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.
Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

FLATULATER 

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.
See you later FLATULATER!
FLATULATER by FABARM November 20, 2018

FABULISTIC 

A combination of both 'Fantastic' and 'Fabulous'
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Join "Thats So FABULISTIC - a petition to get FABULISTIC into the dictionary! on facebook."
Instead of saying, She's so fantastically fabulous, a much better phrase would be, She's fabulistic.
FABULISTIC by Ffion + Charlotte October 28, 2008

FABULISTIC 

A combination of the words 'FABULOUS' and 'FANTASTIC' created by Welsh pair, Ffion and Charlotte, soon to be famous word inventors.
It's So FABULISTIC that soo many people have joined the facebook group overnight! ;) xxx
FABULISTIC by ggeeoorrggee September 14, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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