Urban Dictionary: old fart

Top definition

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)

Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?

by Light Joker August 18, 2004

Jan 24 Word of the Day

1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

by ecogoth January 01, 2021

Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.

by old fart's son November 21, 2010

As an old fart I do not think to discipline a kid with a snack is child abuse and it is not offensive for a male to open a door for a female

by juggler65 January 29, 2017

What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.

I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.

by Airica November 12, 2005

1- a word used to describe a person who is annoying or someone who u r mad at most of the time

person 1- ugh lauren is SO ANNOYING

person 2- I KNOW shes such an old fart

by ugh!!! August 02, 2010

Mattdude's father.

The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.

by ice December 21, 2003