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FLESTICLE
An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.
Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.
I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.
I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.
FLESTICLE by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007
Related Words
flastic • Flasticate • Fasticious • flastin • flesticle • Felastic • fiasticle • Flantic • Flapstick • Flapstickles
flogging the flagstick
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Flapstick
An uncircumsized penis.
Justin Bieber is a flapstick.
Flapstick by ferngullyfan March 15, 2011
Flastibating
Flastibating by Dr.F November 16, 2013
Flasical
Joe: Hey did you know that trees are just giant hairy mushrooms?
Harry: What? No, you're being flasical
Joe: What?
Harry: That fact was more outrageous then that word I just made up
Harry: What? No, you're being flasical
Joe: What?
Harry: That fact was more outrageous then that word I just made up
Flasical by Flasical Joe June 22, 2018
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