fiasticle 

A striking and ignominious failure which is utterly devoid of any positive aesthetic quality and cannot be viewed as a learning experience or progress towards anything worthwhile

People are asking for things which either we don’t understand or they don’t understand. Either way, not sure you can help with it—we’re calling a whole bunch of people trying to figure it out. This whole thing is a fiasticle.

fiasticle by i_am_pedobear December 28, 2012

Festicle 

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

farticles 

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

farticles by ThreePts October 24, 2005

Farticle Collider 

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

Farticle Collider by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

farticle accelerator 

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

farticle accelerator by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

[Fanticle] 

Adj. When something is Fantasy oriented. Fantasy like. Something that has to do with fantasy.

Unicorns and wizards are fanticle.

[Fanticle] by Hazard Queen April 1, 2009

Farticle Accelerator 

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

Farticle Accelerator by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008