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fiasticle 

A striking and ignominious failure which is utterly devoid of any positive aesthetic quality and cannot be viewed as a learning experience or progress towards anything worthwhile
People are asking for things which either we don’t understand or they don’t understand. Either way, not sure you can help with it—we’re calling a whole bunch of people trying to figure it out. This whole thing is a fiasticle.
fiasticle by i_am_pedobear December 28, 2012
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Festicle 

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

farticles 

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.
You contaminated my air with your farticles!
farticles by ThreePts October 24, 2005
Word of the Day on May 13, 2008

Farticle Collider 

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart
those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here
Farticle Collider by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

farticle accelerator 

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.
Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

[Fanticle] 

Adj. When something is Fantasy oriented. Fantasy like. Something that has to do with fantasy.
[Fanticle] by Hazard Queen April 1, 2009

Farticle Accelerator 

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases
Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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