Flapstick

An uncircumsized penis.

Justin Bieber is a flapstick.

by ferngullyfan March 15, 2011

Fapstack

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

by Lolfast January 27, 2011

slapsticky

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

Clapstick

A word of offence to describe and ugly spastic

Person 1 ‘shut up’

Person 2 ‘you’re a clapstick mate’

by Big boy heart eyes December 24, 2018

banana slapstick

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

flapsmack

when two larger folks screw, it's the sound of their bellies that you hear

FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. Oooh. Oooh. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK.

by marinara82 February 20, 2011

fagstick

a dumbshit; an idiot; someone hated generally by everyone. refferring especially to homosexuals. or those who act like homosexuals. works for others too. also a good insult for younger people (eg. freshmen or 8th graders).

Dre: hey, look at Cooper over there jumping rope.

Jason: ha ha, what a fagstick.

by Drenessness July 28, 2009