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Fapstack 

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.
Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!
Fapstack by Lolfast January 27, 2011

slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.
Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"
slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

Clapstick 

A word of offence to describe and ugly spastic
Person 1 ‘shut up’

Person 2 ‘you’re a clapstick mate’
Clapstick by Big boy heart eyes December 24, 2018

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.
His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.
banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

flapsmack 

when two larger folks screw, it's the sound of their bellies that you hear
FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. Oooh. Oooh. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK.
flapsmack by marinara82 February 20, 2011

fagstick 

a dumbshit; an idiot; someone hated generally by everyone. refferring especially to homosexuals. or those who act like homosexuals. works for others too. also a good insult for younger people (eg. freshmen or 8th graders).
Dre: hey, look at Cooper over there jumping rope.

Jason: ha ha, what a fagstick.
fagstick by Drenessness July 28, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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