flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.
Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.
by stu19 May 08, 2009
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souparrhea

Heavy, often explosive diarrhea caused by the overconsumption of soup allowing absolutely no internal hang time.
"After eating homemade French Onion soup for 4 days straight, I got a screaming case of lethal Souparrhea"
by Stu19 June 05, 2007
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