souparrhea

Heavy, often explosive diarrhea caused by the overconsumption of soup allowing absolutely no internal hang time.
"After eating homemade French Onion soup for 4 days straight, I got a screaming case of lethal Souparrhea"
by Stu19 June 27, 2007
mugGet the souparrheamug.

flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.
Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.
by stu19 May 07, 2009
mugGet the flogging the flagstickmug.