dargart

a corruption of dark heart.

That Mark Willson is an absolute dargart.

by johnboy March 02, 2005

ate up

all fucked up

damn your room is ate up

by johnboy July 09, 2002

ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

by Johnboy January 03, 2005

Andrew

A dickhead who cant control himself yet can be very entertaining at times

“Why are you acting like such a dickhead? I’ll start calling you andrew!”

by Johnboy July 18, 2021

crouton

a man hat smiles all the time even when eating!!!

crouton ur civic is slow!

by johnboy May 10, 2003

oomlaaters

Copiusly huge breasts.

Chumbawumbas ,Airbags , Baloobas , Bazoomas,Bazungas ,Bananaramas ,Tits.

by Johnboy January 03, 2005

Hair on Hair

What we're talking about here is the result of a good old fashioned deep thrust. This is when the mans nest is mingling with the womans after a full insertion - and I mean to the hilt.

1. Steve shaved his man area so there will be no hair on hair for him for awhile - only skin on hair.
2. I tripped on a loaf of bread at the grocery store and accidentally went hair on hair with the stock boy...
3. The only way my brother can achieve hair on hair is to get a running start.

by JohnBoy October 27, 2004