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Fapouflage 

Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.
Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."

Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."
Fapouflage by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010

Fagouflage

Noun: The act of pretending to be gay in order to deter unwanted women or to fit in to homosexual festivities

Antonym: The act of being so in the closet you try to be straight.
Dude, this troll who wants my nuts is rollin' up. Help me throw on some fagouflage to scare her off!
Fagouflage by The Sullier December 11, 2010

Fatmouflage 

A person, typically of the female gender, who camouflages their fatness, either by angles, lighting, camera tricks, Photoshop or clothing choices.
Oh man, that girl has nice tits
Never mind, she's a fatmouflage!
Fatmouflage by Fatmouflage January 19, 2015

Flatuflage 

Any cover sound made for the purpose of disguising a fart.
Flatuflage: Coughing, stamping the floor, slapping ones leg loudly, raising the volume of the TV/Stereo, etc.
Flatuflage by JHubbardii December 9, 2008

Fatouflage 

When a girl wears clothing that makes her appear as though she is not a fatty, but once the clothing is removed it is revealed she is on the thick side
I thought that girl was cute but when she was getting naked i realized that it was actually her sweatshirt provided excellent fatouflage
Fatouflage by 10barrelwords September 2, 2013

CLAMOUFLAGE 

klam-uh-flahzh - Noun, adjective, -ed

term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.

Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:

lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.
"I was startled at first when you called me just now, i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my car until i felt it vibrating in my crotch, total clamouflage"

Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)

Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.

In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)
CLAMOUFLAGE by Master Distractor August 29, 2010