Glamouflage  

1. Anything girly that has a camouflage pattern on it.

2. A girl masking her ugliness by wearing designer fashions.

"I just love the new Louis Vuitton bags glamouflage design"

"Damn, that girl over there is not cute but she sure is trying to glamouflage it"

Glamouflage by o Amber o October 7, 2008

Glamouflage 

Camouflage-patterned attire or accessories also involving sparkles, bright colors or bedazzling.

Oh Stacy, I love that pink and purple camo vest! Your glamouflage is SO stylish!

Glamouflage by placesense November 2, 2016

Glamouflage 

Any camouflage that is not a natural color. IE Blue, Red, Pink, and other obnoxious colors.

Glamorous Camouflage

Hey you see that guy in the blue glamouflage coat?

Yeah it's ugly.

Glamouflage by scinnah November 29, 2011

GLAMOUFLAGE 

TO MAKE SOMETHING BETTER LOOKING OR TO MAKE SOMETHING SEEM INTENTIONAL BY ACCENTUATING POSITIVE ASPECTS WITH MINIMAL EFFORT.

HER HAIR WAS TORE UP...THANK GOD HER STYLIST IS A GLAMOUFLAGE STRATEGIST!!!

SHE'S GETTING A BIT CHUNKY, BUT HER MAKE-UP IS FLAWLESS! THAT IS SOME SERIOUS GLAMOUFLAGE!!!

GLAMOUFLAGE by W!LV!LLE March 13, 2011

Glamoflage 

A set of adornments (e.g. hair style, cosmetics, clothing, etc.) that, when utilized by someone, creates a specifically intended appearance of glamor ("an exciting and often illusory and romantic attractiveness") that enables them to visually blend-in among others who have achieved a categorically similar "look".

As he entered the nightclub Aaron saw his reflection in the large mirror, quickly confirmed that his glamoflage was on target for the scene, and blended into the crowd.

Glamoflage by Avocadopia January 19, 2009

glamoflage 

a piece of clothing, the coat of a car etc. coloured with a camoflage pattern, but with colours that rather stand out than help blending in.

Glamoflage could for instance be a tunic with different shades of pink in a military camoflage style.

glamoflage by Bent Hårstad March 25, 2007

CLAMOUFLAGE 

klam-uh-flahzh - Noun, adjective, -ed

term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.

Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:

lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.

"I was startled at first when you called me just now, i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my car until i felt it vibrating in my crotch, total clamouflage"

Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)

Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.

In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)

CLAMOUFLAGE by Master Distractor August 29, 2010