Fatmouflage
A person, typically of the female gender, who camouflages their fatness, either by angles, lighting, camera tricks, Photoshop or clothing choices.
Fatmouflage by Fatmouflage January 19, 2015
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Fapouflage
Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.
Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."
Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."
Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."
Fapouflage by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010
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Fartouflage
Accidentally Farting the immediately making a fart sound to camouflage the fact that you really let one rip.
I was walking by a couple of Betty's and let one rip. I immediately shuffled my shoes and started beat-boxing to Fartouflage the sound.
Fartouflage by adamrafael4 February 19, 2011
Fagouflage
Noun: The act of pretending to be gay in order to deter unwanted women or to fit in to homosexual festivities
Antonym: The act of being so in the closet you try to be straight.
Antonym: The act of being so in the closet you try to be straight.
Dude, this troll who wants my nuts is rollin' up. Help me throw on some fagouflage to scare her off!
Fagouflage by The Sullier December 11, 2010
Fatouflage
When a girl wears clothing that makes her appear as though she is not a fatty, but once the clothing is removed it is revealed she is on the thick side
I thought that girl was cute but when she was getting naked i realized that it was actually her sweatshirt provided excellent fatouflage
Fatouflage by 10barrelwords September 2, 2013
Fagouflage
1. To hide his true inner fag, Tom Cruise implements Fagouflage by trying to act in action films.
2. Obviously your a fag, but why are you talking about fucking women?
2. Obviously your a fag, but why are you talking about fucking women?
Fagouflage by Chris America April 25, 2010
Fartouflage
Disguising a fart in a public bathroom by waiting to let 'er rip until the person in the stall next to you flushes.
Fartouflage by Gusty Girl October 30, 2019
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