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CLAMOUFLAGE 

klam-uh-flahzh - Noun, adjective, -ed

term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.

Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:

lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.
"I was startled at first when you called me just now, i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my car until i felt it vibrating in my crotch, total clamouflage"

Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)

Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.

In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)
CLAMOUFLAGE by Master Distractor August 29, 2010
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clamouflage 

Damn girl!!! You need to clean up that clamouflage or I'll never find that pussy.
clamouflage by myjalopy August 6, 2008

clamouflage 

camouflage most commonly worm by clams in order to hide from prey and predator.
O my gosh I didn't even effing see that clam attack coming because of all the clamouflage it was wearing.
clamouflage by Sr. Webster III December 23, 2009

Person of Camouflage 

An inclusive term used to refer to members of the the military.

Commonly abbreviated as "POC" by media outlets.
Her: America needs more POC in politics,
Me: I definitely agree. The last person of camouflage on a major party's presidential ticket was John McCain in 2008.
Person of Camouflage by Vinay P. September 18, 2020

Urban Camouflage 

The uncanny ability to blend in completely with ones surroundings, at night, purely by closing the eyes and mouth simultaneously
Check out Walcott, that bitch disappeared totally! Epic urban camouflage
Urban Camouflage by smooo February 23, 2011

grinding camouflage 

What are you doing right now, honey?

Just grinding camouflage for my tank.

Team Camouflage 

When two people do the popular team camouflage technique, link together in a god like way and become completely invisible.
Mike : Camouflage!
Junior *fully alert* : TEAM CAMOUFLAGE!!
* Mike and Junior do insane kung-fu movements and morph together*

Junior is holding Mike's legs and Mike is holding Juniors ass.
Team Camouflage by Blood-X February 21, 2009