fiskan

Fiskan is a word people use instead of cursing.

Fiskan! I bumped my knee in the coffee table!!

by the skaiper December 9, 2004

Long Fistance

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!

Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!

by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012

Fistance

Unit of measure for girth acceptance of the vagina in decimal fists.

"I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."

by CorollaCrew November 6, 2012

Fisking

The word is derived from articles written by Robert Fisk that were easily refuted, and refers to a point-by-point debunking of lies and/or idiocies.

Here we have a great example of a fisking of a clearly biased writer.

by Shamalama December 22, 2005

Social Fistancing

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*

by Radiohunter March 9, 2021

Fishani

Another word for a stinky vagina.

“Bruh do you smell that odour?”
“Yeah man it’s her fishani”

by stankynfishy21 September 6, 2019

FISHAN

Acronym: (Fuck I'm Shitting Here And Now) Word used to describe the moment in time where you are hit (usually inconveniently) by an overwhelming need to shit.

Truck Driver: Looks ahead and sees the "100 miles to next stop" sign on a cross-country drive. All of the sudden his eyes widen.Truck Driver slowly looks to hitchhiker in the passenger seat. Hitchhiker looks back at Truck Driver, a fearful look washes over his face. Hitchhiker has dreaded this very moment his whole life, ever since his second grade teacher refused to give him the bathroom pass during class, resulting in the most embarrassing and emotionally scarring popcorn reading session of his existence.

Hitchhiker closes his eyes. A single tear rolls down his cheek. Truck Driver's mouth opens in slow motion...
"Fishan."

by READthatwordlouderdidyou? October 19, 2015