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Fistance 

Unit of measure for girth acceptance of the vagina in decimal fists.
"I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."
Fistance by CorollaCrew November 6, 2012
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fistance 

The amount of distance that you can still hit someone.
If John keeps running his mouth like that, he's going to find out he is within fistance of me.
fistance by Diabolo321 October 10, 2007
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Fistance 

One fist distance; the distance used in martial arts between the arm and body in many strikes and blocks.
his elbow should be one fistance from the body to execute properly
Fistance by Sensei MJ June 8, 2011

Long Fistance 

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!
Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!
Long Fistance by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012

Social Fistancing 

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*

Fostance 

That was some vary nice fostance
Fostance by Mich Hanshul April 30, 2004

social fistancing 

The act of, in the year 2020, using all forms of media to angrily force something false, (an idea, policy, false election results, covid-19 misinformation) upon an otherwise informed public.
The Trump administration by way of base, has attempted to feed a continual line of bullshit up the rest of the world's ass through the practice of social fistancing.
social fistancing by boxcarbob December 9, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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