Fistance

Unit of measure for girth acceptance of the vagina in decimal fists.

"I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."

by CorollaCrew November 6, 2012

Fistance

One fist distance; the distance used in martial arts between the arm and body in many strikes and blocks.

his elbow should be one fistance from the body to execute properly

by Sensei MJ June 8, 2011

fistance

The amount of distance that you can still hit someone.

If John keeps running his mouth like that, he's going to find out he is within fistance of me.

by Diabolo321 October 10, 2007

Long Fistance

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!

Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!

by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012

Social Fistancing

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*

by Radiohunter March 9, 2021

social fistancing

The act of, in the year 2020, using all forms of media to angrily force something false, (an idea, policy, false election results, covid-19 misinformation) upon an otherwise informed public.

The Trump administration by way of base, has attempted to feed a continual line of bullshit up the rest of the world's ass through the practice of social fistancing.

by boxcarbob December 9, 2020