Acronym: (Fuck I'm Shitting Here And Now) Word used to describe the moment in time where you are hit (usually inconveniently) by an overwhelming need to shit.

Truck Driver: Looks ahead and sees the "100 miles to next stop" sign on a cross-country drive. All of the sudden his eyes widen.Truck Driver slowly looks to hitchhiker in the passenger seat. Hitchhiker looks back at Truck Driver, a fearful look washes over his face. Hitchhiker has dreaded this very moment his whole life, ever since his second grade teacher refused to give him the bathroom pass during class, resulting in the most embarrassing and emotionally scarring popcorn reading session of his existence.

Hitchhiker closes his eyes. A single tear rolls down his cheek. Truck Driver's mouth opens in slow motion...
"Fishan."

FISHAN by READthatwordlouderdidyou? October 19, 2015

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fishnit

1. an annoying person who does everything in their power just to annoy and irritate you even if they don't know their doing it.

2. something that has no value to you and irritates the crap out of you because you can't do anything about it.

3. a word used to confuse idiots and or closed-minded people that have no sense of humor whatsoever

1. That girl is such a fishnit because she posts bulletins 24/7 about trying to get people to comment her myspace pics. She's also a fishnit because she always wants to hang out at the pool like a fishnit and tan with all her other fishnit friends who have a one word vocabulary.

2. That little fishnit of a broken computer that sits in the corner is a waste of the days and is taking up all the room on the desk.

3. fishnits eat other fishnits just so they can fishnit themselves to fishnit heaven with a fishnit of a god.

fishnit by Katzar August 7, 2007

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