fishtalk 

Fishtalk is a term frequently used by the participants of pokergames. When after a hand is played a player who didn't play the hand till the end says 'he would have had something way better than the winning hand if he had actually played it' we call this announcement 'fishtalk'.

In a No Limit Texas Hold'Em cashgame, Ambassador Dan holds King Seven of spades. The board shows a six, eight, nine, ten of spades and another unimportant card. This would give Ambassador Dan a straight flush, however he folded his hand preflop. Afterwards he announces to the table that he would have had a straight flush if he had played his King Seven of spades. Someone then tells him to stop the fishtalk.

fishtalk by Herr Spud July 10, 2007

Fishtankin' 

The act of two people making out with such fervor that it is audible to others around.

Example 1:
(Josh and Lana are making out)
Marlee: Can you hear that?
Amanda: Is that the fish tank?

Example 2:
(Alexander and Kayla were making out the previous night)
Alexander: (sly look) So, I kept hearing a belt buckle last night...
Nathan: Yeah well, I heard you fishtankin' it up! How about that?
Alexander: (holds head down in shame)
Nathan: (ultimate glory)

Fishtankin' by curlyfries102 February 20, 2011

fishmalk 

A person or character who behaves in a "random" or "wacky" manner in an attempt at humor, to the annoyance of those around them.

The term is believed to have originated from the "Vamprie: the dark ages" rulebook for the "the dark ages" roleplaying game, as a portmanteau of the word fish (notorious for their wacky/randomness) and Malkavian (a clan notorious for every member being at least partially insane.)

I'm not a fan of Deadpool because the writers tend to make him a fishmalk, rather than give him an interesting personality.

fishmalk by SteevPoyo96 June 15, 2017

carry a fishtank 

A polite term to excuse two people to go and privately have sex.

ex. Hey, do you want to go downstairs and help me carry a fishtank?

carry a fishtank by letscarryit69 December 22, 2017

Fishmalk 

A 'Chaotic Random' character in TTRPGs, typically played by someone who doesn't really care about the game. While the other players work to gain the trust of the king, the Fishmalk runs up and slaps him with a duck. They are no fun to play with.

Ugh, last night's session was the worst. James was a Fishmalk and ruined the campaign.

Fishmalk by Rio9 May 26, 2019

fishtanking 

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.

"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."

fishtanking by djdiem March 3, 2009

fishtank pussy 

When a sexual surrogate or *stripper* hasn't washed her vagina for a whole week. The stripper most likely has a infection of some sort. Resulting the whole strip club to be nuked with a nasty fish tank stench.

Carlos: bruh I just had a stripper press her booty hole in my face and couldn't breath. Her vagina smelled awful.
Brolos: bruh you probably helped her pay her water bill. Now she won't smell like a Fishtank Pussy

Carlos: bruh sometimes I like to think that I contribute to society.

fishtank pussy by L1tdragon January 13, 2017