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Fishtankin' 

The act of two people making out with such fervor that it is audible to others around.
Example 1:
(Josh and Lana are making out)
Marlee: Can you hear that?
Amanda: Is that the fish tank?

Example 2:
(Alexander and Kayla were making out the previous night)
Alexander: (sly look) So, I kept hearing a belt buckle last night...
Nathan: Yeah well, I heard you fishtankin' it up! How about that?
Alexander: (holds head down in shame)
Nathan: (ultimate glory)
Fishtankin' by curlyfries102 February 20, 2011

Fishcaking

The process of administering a haddock into the vaginal shaft for means of sexual pleasure.
Jane went down the fish mongers purchased a haddock in the knowledge she be fishcaking with her boyfriend Paddy later.
Fishcaking by The Fish Monger January 30, 2010

carry a fishtank 

A polite term to excuse two people to go and privately have sex.
ex. Hey, do you want to go downstairs and help me carry a fishtank?
carry a fishtank by letscarryit69 December 22, 2017

Fishinkin 

what happens when you combine fishinn and drinkin
Warren: I wanna go fishin
Jake: I wanna go drinkin
Isaac: Well hell lets go fishinkin!!!!!
Fishinkin by warren1229 August 9, 2010

Social Fistancing 

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*

fishtanking 

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.
"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."
fishtanking by djdiem March 3, 2009