Definitions by djdiem

mic drop 

Commenting on a facebook post and turning off notifications

You people are all asshats *mic drop*

mic drop by djdiem December 28, 2014

Hep G

Hep G is a disease caused by getting too close to anyone covered in glitter. It is spread socially. Do not hug anyone with Hep G, as you will become infected yourself.

Trey -- what's the matter with your head?
They spray painted my head with glitter.
Shame about the Hep G...it was nice knowing you.

Hep G by djdiem July 25, 2011

Rule of Five 

Rule of Five states that if you take five major porn categories, you won't find it in one single porn.

"What shelf can I find the Japanese Twin Stewardess Midget Redhead porn?"

'None--It doesn't exist. Rule of Five. Try Clown MILF Foot-worship Outdoor porn instead."

Rule of Five by djdiem June 28, 2011

fishtanking 

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.

"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."

fishtanking by djdiem March 3, 2009