Definitions by L1tdragon

Cardie 

In most cases a Cardie is used to describe a erection or boner or a hard-on. It comes up at random times while listening to the female rap artist Cardie B.

Bro1: Yo for some reason I always get a boner when I listen to Cardie B.
Bro2: You didn't get a boner you got a Cardie my dude.

Cardie by L1tdragon September 25, 2019

fishtank pussy 

When a sexual surrogate or *stripper* hasn't washed her vagina for a whole week. The stripper most likely has a infection of some sort. Resulting the whole strip club to be nuked with a nasty fish tank stench.

Carlos: bruh I just had a stripper press her booty hole in my face and couldn't breath. Her vagina smelled awful.
Brolos: bruh you probably helped her pay her water bill. Now she won't smell like a Fishtank Pussy

Carlos: bruh sometimes I like to think that I contribute to society.

fishtank pussy by L1tdragon January 13, 2017

jalafapening

After you get done chopping and stuffing jalapenos and get the sudden urge to rub one off. Then realize it was a huge mistake and your penis is on fire.

Bro 1:Bruh I was watching cougar town while prepping my jalapenos. Show was lit so I went and masturbated after and now my dick is on fiya
Bro2: Bruh you just had a Jalafapening.

jalafapening by L1tdragon January 12, 2017