3 definitions by L1tdragon
After you get done chopping and stuffing jalapenos and get the sudden urge to rub one off. Then realize it was a huge mistake and your penis is on fire.
Bro 1:Bruh I was watching cougar town while prepping my jalapenos. Show was lit so I went and masturbated after and now my dick is on fiya
Bro2: Bruh you just had a Jalafapening.
Bro2: Bruh you just had a Jalafapening.
by L1tdragon January 13, 2017
In most cases a Cardie is used to describe a erection or boner or a hard-on. It comes up at random times while listening to the female rap artist Cardie B.
Bro1: Yo for some reason I always get a boner when I listen to Cardie B.
Bro2: You didn't get a boner you got a Cardie my dude.
Bro2: You didn't get a boner you got a Cardie my dude.
by L1tdragon September 25, 2019
When a sexual surrogate or *stripper* hasn't washed her vagina for a whole week. The stripper most likely has a infection of some sort. Resulting the whole strip club to be nuked with a nasty fish tank stench.
Carlos: bruh I just had a stripper press her booty hole in my face and couldn't breath. Her vagina smelled awful.
Brolos: bruh you probably helped her pay her water bill. Now she won't smell like a Fishtank Pussy
Carlos: bruh sometimes I like to think that I contribute to society.
Brolos: bruh you probably helped her pay her water bill. Now she won't smell like a Fishtank Pussy
Carlos: bruh sometimes I like to think that I contribute to society.
by L1tdragon January 13, 2017